Deepika who was born on Jan 5th 1986 has all the reasons to celebrate today. Yes, has she just been a badminton star like her father Prakash Padukone, her birthday would have gone unnoticed. It is the crown that adores her in bollywood commands all the attention. So, let us also know bit more about this matinee idol today.
Copenhagen was her place of birth where she just lived only for eleven months before moving along with her parents, Ujjala and Prakash Padukone to Bangalore. Prakash Padukone was a badminton player who made India proud. This motivated Deepika to attempt on badminton and even succeeded representing the state. But, if you are a friend of a gorgeous girl, will you keep quiet? will you not push her into the glamour field? Similarly, constant encouragements from the near and dear, made her have a passion for fashion. Soon Liril, Close-up and Limca booked her and there was no return. Maybelline took her to international market. Read more…

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French,
nouns,
unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as
masculine or feminine.
“House,” in French, is feminine–”la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is
masculine–”le crayon.”
One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”
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Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer No.
Tech Support:: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.
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