Copenhagen was her place of birth where she just lived only for eleven months before moving along with her parents, Ujjala and Prakash Padukone to Bangalore. Prakash Padukone was a badminton player who made India proud. This motivated Deepika to attempt on badminton and even succeeded representing the state. But, if you are a friend of a gorgeous girl, will you keep quiet? will you not push her into the glamour field? Similarly, constant encouragements from the near and dear, made her have a passion for fashion. Soon Liril, Close-up and Limca booked her and there was no return. Maybelline took her to international market.

Himesh Reshammiya should take credit for giving her a video touch through his album Aap Kaa Surror. This was followed by her debut in movies by her first movie Aiswarya in Kannada and later got the dream chance to work with bollywood badhshah, Shah Rukh Khan in Om Shanti Om. The performance in OSO got her unmatchable laurels for a debutant and also Filmfare best Female Award followed by Zee Cine Award and IIFA Best actress award.. After Bachna Ae Hasseno, she is now busy Akshay’s Chandni Chowk to China, Shah Rukh’s Billu Barber and Saif’s Production No 1. See who are all after her?

Desi Colours wishes this gorgeous young damsel a very happy birth day.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn’t come back yet!
Santa: Why don’t u cook something else?

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn’t tell me where.

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Santa’s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife’s lover is crying furiously…
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don’t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

“House,” in French, is feminine–”la maison.” “Pencil,” in French, is
masculine–”le crayon.”

One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?”

The teacher did not know, and the word wasn’t in her French
dictionary.
So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough,
by
gender, and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a
masculine or feminine noun.

Both groups were required to give four reasons for their
recommendation.

The men’s group decided that computers should definitely be of the
feminine gender (”la computer”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for
possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be
masculine
(”le computer”), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you’d waited
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Source and Copyrights : The Wedding Travelers

Customer: I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting the same error message.
Tech Support:Did you install the update?
Customer: No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?

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Customer: I’m having trouble installing Microsoft Word.
Tech Support: Tell me what you’ve done.
Customer: I typed ‘A:SETUP’.!
Tech Support:: Ma’am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.
Customer:: It says ‘[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk’.
Tech Support: Insert the MS Word setup disk.
Customer:: What?
Tech Support: Did you buy MS word?
Customer: No…

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Customer:: Do I need a computer to use your software?
Tech Support:: ?!%#$

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Tech Support:: Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?
Customer: Wow. How can you see my screen from there?

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Tech Support:: What type of computer do you have?
Customer:: A white one.

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Tech Support:: Type ‘A:’ at the prompt.
Customer:: How do you spell that?

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Tech Support: What’s on your screen right now?
Customer: A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store.

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Tech Support:: What operating system are you running?
Customer: Pentium.

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Customer: My computer’s telling me I performed an illegal abortion.